Hares: Just David, Boner Donor
In attendence: High Bush, Garfield, Friar Fuck, FireBall, HIG, Hot Box, Semen Sucker, Malt Lickher, the Butler Hit it, Cumms too Fast, CrabTree, Leap Frog, some virgins, some fellow travellers, and maybe you were there and I just don't have your name: I'm an *sshole. I love you all.
In attendence: High Bush, Garfield, Friar Fuck, FireBall, HIG, Hot Box, Semen Sucker, Malt Lickher, the Butler Hit it, Cumms too Fast, CrabTree, Leap Frog, some virgins, some fellow travellers, and maybe you were there and I just don't have your name: I'm an *sshole. I love you all.
I think the Wailers can write up the hash trash for $5 hooker better than I. For the last month, visiters to the hard fart homepage have been greeted by sweet 60's ska melody, and Peter Tosh dulcetly intoning thusly:
"Stop the train, I’m leaving/
I said it won’t be too long whether I’m right or wrong /Won’t be too long whether I’m right or wrong."
...If that wasn't a clue about last month's trail, I don't know what is! But it was clear to even this half-mind that most of the pack felt running 2 miles of train track WAS too long, whether I'm right or wrong. I did an extra down-down, for that one.
"Stop the train, I’m leaving/
I said it won’t be too long whether I’m right or wrong /Won’t be too long whether I’m right or wrong."
...If that wasn't a clue about last month's trail, I don't know what is! But it was clear to even this half-mind that most of the pack felt running 2 miles of train track WAS too long, whether I'm right or wrong. I did an extra down-down, for that one.
Sh*tty trail abounded on that hot spring day in Bloomfield, but the rewards were just. After circle, we beat feet for the brewery where the beer flowed like wine. Just how many 4 oz samples can you get on a single tour? As many as you can swill before they shut the place down at 5pm. The brewers tapped multiple hookers in one go. Lots of taps and tap-tenders meant you could that there was very little waiting between swiggs of brew. An many excellent brews were to be had. My favorite? The watermelon ale! A hooker with melons, this beer's time has...
Cum out for the next hardfart extravaganza (the terd in a series, a new record) next Saturday, June 19th. Details right here at http://hartfordh3.weebly.com/
Cum out for the next hardfart extravaganza (the terd in a series, a new record) next Saturday, June 19th. Details right here at http://hartfordh3.weebly.com/
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